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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 12:42

Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Death threats to Astros pitcher Lance McCullers Jr. came from "overseas" resident - NBC Sports
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Long, dark 'streaks' spotted on Mars aren't what scientists thought - Live Science
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
The 2025 Bootid meteor shower peaks June 27: Here's what to expect - Space
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
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Hayley Williams Reacts Angrily to Michael Tait Christian Music Scandal - Variety
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Then came..
SpaceX launches Sirius XM radio satellite to orbit, lands rocket on ship at sea (photos) - Space
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...